Top # 100+ Vacation Quotes
Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! I’ll go over to a little baby and say ‘What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life!’ Steven Wright
“No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.” ― Elbert Hubbard
Vacations are necessities, not luxuries.
A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. -Morris Fishbein
A man doesn’t have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.
You know, let’s put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn’t be a person left in town.
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
A vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. -Morris Fishbein (1889-1976)
A vacation should be just long enough for the boss to miss you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
“When all else fails, take a vacation.” ― Betty Williams
Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not. -William James (1842-1910)
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it.
My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.
Holiday: A period of activity so intense that it can only be undertaken three or four weeks in the year. -Miles Kington
“When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person.” ― Aimee Friedman, Sea Change
My ideal vacation isn’t about complex maneuvers. I want to arrive somewhere foreign where I don’t speak the language, go hiking, then plop down in a sunny square, have drinks, read a book, and see what happens.
Top # 100+ Vacation Quotes
I can’t think of anything that excites a great sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything. -Bill Bryson
When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person.
“I enjoy melancholic music and art. They take me to places I don’t normally get to go.” ― Criss Jami, Killosophy
If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation. -Kin Hubbard (1868-1930)
The man who is so run down that he needs a vacation can never adjust or reform himself in two weeks. What he really needs is to re-transform his life.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.
“Here’s to a vacation of no regrets!” ― Joan Rylen
If you come home as happy as you leave, you have had a good vacation. -Unknown
When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them. – Sarah Mlynowski
I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque to me than a vacation.
A vacation is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. – Evan Esar
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. -James Michener
No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~Elbert Hubbard
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I’m late, I smiled and thought to myself, it’s Friday!!
I like to travel any chance I get, even if it’s just a local vacation to San Diego or Palm Springs or wherever. I just like to get out and do stuff and see the world.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
I’m not wild about holidays. They always seem a ludicrously expensive way of proving there’s no place like home. -Jilly Cooper
I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.
A vacation is like love — anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ~Author unknown
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!
It isn’t how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it’s how you spend the time. -David Brenner
If it’s the fifth day in a row that you don’t feel like working, it means it’s finally Friday!
Time well spent results in more money to spend, more money to save, and more time to vacation.
Let your holidays be associated with great public events, and they may be the life of patriotism as well as a source of relaxation and personal employment. -Tryon Edwards
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
[I]t is an excellent thing for a man to get clear outside of his business or profession for at least a month every year, and a day and a half every week, so as to get a good view of it from the outside and see it as it really is. Let him take time enough off out under the sky, among the woods and the meadows, the silver rivers and the singing brooks, to become a man again instead of a mere money-coining machine, and he will come back to his desk with a fresh taste in his mouth, an eye keen and clear to divide the important from the trivial, and a positive greed for attacking difficulties and solving problems. ~Woods Hutchinson, A.M., M.D. (1862–1930), Civilization and Health, “Chapter XIV: The Vacation Habit,” 1914
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. -Elbert Hubbard (1859-1915)
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
On vacation, you can wear all the colorful and casual clothing that you like, but you must always be elegant.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
No matter what happens, travel gives you a story to tell. -Jewish Proverb
The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. ~Author unknown
A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. — Morris Fishbein
The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying. -Arnold Glasow
A travel adventure has no substitute. It is the ultimate experience, your one big opportunity for flair. — Rosalind Massow
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. ~Erma Bombeck
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it. — Marcelene Cox
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. -Unknown